1) The Kevin and Britney show "Chaotic". OMFG what a steaming piece of shit that show is. I mean it makes "The Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica" look like a contender for an Emmy. I mean why do I want to look up Britney's nose in night vision and listen to her talk about having sex with a slimey, dirty, stinky dead beat dad? Hey they did show him in the shower once, there is actually proof he has showered at least once in his life. Then they try to make it like their relationship is so intense and stuff, them talking all serious and how they are scared of their truths and their feelings and blah blah blah. Let's call a spade a spade here okay Brit? He is using you because you're worth something like 50 million(from what I heard on TV) and because if you've fucked Britney Spears you've pretty much hit the big time (just below Pamela Anderson) and now he doesn't have to get off his lazy, stinky ass to support the kids he already has because Britney will do it for him. And Britney was lonely because screwing Justin Timberlake's choreographer was one of the biggest mistakes of her life and ever since he dumped her skanky ass she hasn't been the same, nor has her career. So I laugh when they call the airing of this TV show "career suicide". Believe me, that started LONG before they ever aired that TV show. It started the day JT dumped her ass, she recovered for a bit but the straw that broke the camel's back was the day she started dating stink boy. Oh, and what the fuck with doing "My Prerogative" by Bobby Brown? God don't even get me started. If you want the media to leave you alone, please quit whoring yourself out in clubs, restaurants, beaches and balconies. *takes a deep breath*. Next...

2) What in the name of all things holy is Gwen Stefani thinking? Have you heard that song "Holla Back Girl"?? Wait, that's a stupid question. They play it every 2.5 seconds on every radio station on the planet. Gwen, why do I need to know how to spell bananas and what does it have to do with your song? I hate the song and I hate the video. It's basically the musical equivalent of the "It's a small world" ride at Disney World. If you hear it one more fucking time you are going to gouge your eyes out with a spoon. Spare us all Gwen, really.

3) Awwwwwwwww so Paris Hilton is engaged? To a guy named Paris who is probably worth more than she is??? Let's all say it together now...."awwwwwwwww isn't that just the sweetest?" Really, besides getting married what else does Paris have left to do? She's been the star of a low budget porn video that made millions, she's had her own TV show which has been on 2 seasons too long in my opinion, she's made a few B movie type of flicks, she has an album coming out soon (are you fuckin kidding me???) and she's been all over the net because for every reason under the sun. So what the hell why not get married? Apparently her movie House of Wax sucked bigger than she does and she needed to get back into the spotlight. What? Did we not hear an hourly Paris Hilton update for like a week or something? Poor thing! So now she's supposedly getting married and happy and all of that bullshit that you hear about celebrities. Let's call THAT spade a spade. She's marrying the guy cuz she knows he's not out to use her for her money, they have the same name (awww isn't that cute?) and also she doesn't want her sister to get the corner of the market on quickie dumbass Vegas weddings that didn't last more than a minute. Let's hope she stays longer than Nicky did.

4) I wasn't even going to go here but what up with Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Ritchie? They are now calling them the Skeletwins. I think they get together with the Olsen twins and they have formed a secret society of binging and purging. It's sickening. Jesus Lindsay go eat a hamburger or something will ya? Skeleton doesn't look good on you. It's all bullshit. I saw HIlary Duff on MTV today just passing through and her face looked really skinny. The rest of her looked noticeably thinner too but not the see through skinny yet. But I'm sure if Lindsay is trying to waste away to nothing then Hilary will too, just to stay in the game. It's sick and disgusting and is giving my fucking preteen child a horrible conception of body image. Thanks alot you millionaire bitches.

I guess my rant is over. I don't even know where that came from. Well, I sorta know. I think I feel the PMS coming on but still.

Worked a 10 hour day today. I got called onsite this morning to help another gal who is getting ready to go home and teach her the software she needs. She was so damn smart I won't have to go back. She was a pro. Apparently Jamie is also getting ready to go home and she was told to "get with me" about what she needed to get that accomplished. Oh great, apparently I'm unofficially the person they go to when they are ready to go home to work. Yikes, where is my bonus for that? Ha Ha, I know where it's at. It's being built right now, and it's going to be 9 floors.

Today the Jax and Cass brought me lunch up there then stopped by later with a little gift all wrapped up in a gift bag. I opened it up and it was a congratulations card they had both signed and a cute little scrub shirt. It was to say they were proud of me going back to school and doing this and they wanted to get me started. I don't know if I'll ever get to wear it but either way, it was damn cute.

It's time for bed for me now but boy I have to mention another interesting experience from this evening. It started with a frantic knock on my door and ended with Jax telling him to get the fuck outta here. Thank God she showed up and rescued me, I'm too damn nice.

And now I'm going to go to bed in my new scrub shirt because it's so damn comfy.