I heard about this jewel of a site tonight on the radio. You can have them break up with somebody for you!!! But don't even start all you naysayers because they won't break up marriages, just relationships. Because they have class. And nothing says class like charging somebody to break up with your significant other!!! When I got home I had to go to the site because I couldn't believe it. This is worse than the "post it note break up" on Sex and the City. And I thought THAT was bad. And what is worse is people actually pay to do this! My god save your money, go see them or pick up the damn phone will ya? Tacky, tacky tacky!!!!

This one I found just as amusing, if not more really.....FREE KATIE!!!!

I giggled when I went to this site. Notice how Hollywood combines the names of the two people to make one fun little name? Like Bennifer. And uh, Bennifer. And the Spederlines. And now we have Tom-Kat! Isn't that just soooooo cute??????? Yeah, not so much. I haven't delved into the "Tom-Kat" fiasco yet. At first all of this publicity was a bit too much for me to take because they are both VERY private people. Or at least they have been in the past with other significant others. But I guess when you both have movies coming out are in love, you just have to shout it out to the world!!!! All I have to say is this....give me a flippin break. I was a bit partial to Chris Klein but only because he was discovered for the movie "Election Day" while living and going to high school in Omaha, Nebraska and he's a good ole Nebraska boy. But maybe he has a little drinking issue? Or maybe not but still. I'm sure it was the newness of it all, the fact that she was having sweaty monkey sex with the movie star that she used to crush on and whatnot but come on Katie! The guy is full of himself and not to mention he's a Scientologist! That right there is enough to make me want to vomit. FREE KATIE!!!

I'd love to fill the rest of this entry up with all the fun and exciting things I've been up to since my last entry but then it would just look like this...........

And that certainly wouldn't be any fun to read would it????

In other news, I am completely starving!!! I must say though it is getting better. Today I only starved half the day instead of the whole 24 hours!!!! So that's much improvement right there. And my caffeine withdrawal headache didn't kick in until about 10:30 this morning, giving me 5 hours of my shift headache free so that was a blessing too. Diet coke is like crack. That's all I have to say. So far I don't think I've been a diet rampaged bitch but you would have to ask my kid on that. I have rather taken to eating big salads. Who knew lettuce was so good? And the fruit? Just yummy. My strategy is this....every time I'm racked with hunger pains, I get a piece of fruit. So basically I should be turning into a giant peach any minute now. I think I'm down like 3 pounds now. But that changes hourly, depending upon the time of day and such.

Boy is Diaryland just the hot bed of budding romances and relationships lately!!! I read a ton of diaries and tonight Pete left to meet his love he met on Diaryland. And a few months ago another guy I read met his wife-to-be through Diaryland. Forget eharmony.com and match.com, Diaryland is the place to hook up!!!! And if by chance it doesn't work out, there's always service to dump them for you!!!

What is this world coming to? Now I suppose you'll tell me there's an online priest out there somewhere who will marry you via the instant messenger of your choice. *shakes head*

nikki - 2005-06-11 13:03:13
just so you know... the female body fluctuates about 5 pounds every day...
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