And supposedly he's getting cut off from the family money here lately and being a bad father and just acting like a general asshat. I have one word for Britney. DUHHHHHHHHH! When you knock up your girlfriend TWICE and don't marry her and cheat on her when she's pregnant with your second baby that's the first indication that he might not be such a great father. Once a pond-sucking scumbag, always a pond-sucking scumbag. Why Britney why??????

I'm telling ya, it all started with Justin Timberlake. If she would have stayed with him instead of banging his choreographer she'd be living the life of a princess instead of binging on cheetos and Marlboro's and walking in gas station bathrooms barefoot.

I for one called this one long ago. If she'd drop that hubby like a bad habit she could maybe salvage her career. But she won't because she's in love with a Vanilla Ice wannabee. Poor Britney. At least she still has her millions and millions of dollars to overcompensate for her foolish mistakes!

*takes a deep breath*

Why do I have such fun slamming celebrities and not writing anything about myself?

BECAUSE I CAN!!!!

Word to your mutha.